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porn.

Posted by skeletos Aug. 23, 2009 @ 12:07 AM EDT

ever listen to porn? i mean REALLY listen? the lines are retarted! particularly in hentai. heres a sampling of some of the stupidest and crappiest lines ever.(and believe me, ive seen a lot!)

I'll stab you to death with my cock!
No, not my bum-bum!
*Girlfriend* i read your porno magazines, they're sexy(starts sucking cock)
we are on intergalactic mission to suck cox
why do you have a dick growing out of your head?
I love you *morphs into tentacle monster* I hate you
suck my wiener-hosen!
i guess ill have to butter my popcorn with my tits
lets go down that dangerous-looking alley
OMG its micheal jackson! RUN! PROTECT THE CHILDREN! THEY ARE THE ONLY SEX OBJECTS LEFT!

yah wierd i know. if you have any to mention please do so over a cuppo coffeetea.

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Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:36 AM Chdonga says:

I got hard just thinking about those lines.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:42 AM skeletos responds:

ok then if cock stabbing gets you hard...........you're a freak.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 8:24 AM DN83 says:

porn itself is sutpid. Has no purpose except to fill the emptiness in your life with false happiness.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 8:38 AM skeletos responds:

if you're a eunech dont blame it on the rest of us

Aug. 28, 2009 | 11:22 AM TAUfanatic says:

I really don't see why they do "stories" in porn.....thats not even why you're watching it :|

agreed the lines are incredibley retarded ta most times

Oct. 3, 2009 | 3:01 PM TheRealShadman says:

Haha this post is awesomly funny XD thankyou for sharing youre idea about the mag with me, Im seriously considering a how-to mag right now... ;)

Oct. 9, 2009 | 2:45 PM skeletos responds:

wow, really? sweet, i affected sombody more important than me lol.

Oct. 4, 2009 | 3:06 AM RocketFromtheCrypt says:

Porn is porn. Like the rest you not watching for the story. In the case for me hentai I like the story is it wishy washy. Porn if you have read the alphabet of manliness. Porn to drain pole watch more fun than watching hot chicks eating each other. Remember take it in small doses. I hope I do not sound lame.

Dec. 28, 2009 | 11:17 AM skeletos responds:

not at all lame-boy

Dec. 23, 2009 | 3:27 PM thegreatsonic says:

never watched it before.it seems really stupid though.i drew something that might be porno to mario fans and chinese guys.you might think it's lame,but check out the art page.

Dec. 28, 2009 | 11:17 AM skeletos responds:

eeewww... no thanks....

Dec. 28, 2009 | 4:27 PM thegreatsonic says:

hey,it's not like i'm gay like silverstitch is.omg,he sent me a letter that said"aww, aren't you sweet?"im like okay..........youre gay silverstitch.

Dec. 28, 2009 | 4:30 PM thegreatsonic says:

i said it might be,i didnt show like a naked chinese girl or something,or a naked mario,i just stereotyped the chinese guys and upset mario fans.im glad that i insulted the mario fans,though