ever listen to porn? i mean REALLY listen? the lines are retarted! particularly in hentai. heres a sampling of some of the stupidest and crappiest lines ever.(and believe me, ive seen a lot!)

I'll stab you to death with my cock!
No, not my bum-bum!
*Girlfriend* i read your porno magazines, they're sexy(starts sucking cock)
we are on intergalactic mission to suck cox
why do you have a dick growing out of your head?
I love you *morphs into tentacle monster* I hate you
suck my wiener-hosen!
i guess ill have to butter my popcorn with my tits
lets go down that dangerous-looking alley
OMG its micheal jackson! RUN! PROTECT THE CHILDREN! THEY ARE THE ONLY SEX OBJECTS LEFT!

yah wierd i know. if you have any to mention please do so over a cuppo coffeetea.

i can lose at ANYTHING, and i mean anything! its fucking unreal! i lose at chess, checkers, stratego, risk, and non PvP WoW! any1 wanna guess why? cause god hates me.

dear GOD! i have to be a freshman next year. And the summer is almost OVER! dear lord, why hast thou forsaken me? oh wait, thats because freshman year sucks! except for seeing all those tards from last year Finally go to high school after like, FOUR years in middle school. some of them can drive a car! well, at least i wont have to deal with all of them. some of them STILL stayed back! this just shows how great school is and this is the reason why the economy is doing so well......

for all your bitching and venting purposes, here i am! im open to all topics, religion, polotics, sex, W/E! that guy that has a wig that looks like it was meant for his sac, enything. just post whatever topic you want, and i will do 25+ words of ranting on it!

This floor is open to thoughts about the following; 'retarded' kids who obvioulsy arent normal, but don't need an aide following them around. You know what I mean. You know, that kid at school who picks his nose and does other gross stuff and obviously not able to act correctly around other people. The guy that has to wear earplugs at lunch. Now, Im not talking about people who actually have a disorder, Im talking about that person that does things that qualify as retarded, but is clearly sane and mentally stable but can pretty much do whatever they want because they're 'handicapped' and 'special'. And the aides that follow them are usually just as annoying! This one lady,Mrs. Favroe smells like pot and BO! She takes the retarded kids' lunches too! Please, if anyone has stories about this, I WILL answer. And I'll tell you some funny stories too boot.

motherfuckers have once again STOLEN NG property and put it on kongregate or, even worse, youtube!*shudder* well, i figure its time to call the lawyers lol jk. but rlly, its kinda pissing me off. go to kongregate NOW and they have some of our stuff without the authors permission. they dont even say, brought to u by newgrounds, just KONGREGATE! help me out here and begin the great purge of the following sites Kongregate Youtube Addictinggames and anything else

Well,who else here hates paryl? He's totally gay. I hate his 'form insults. His insults consist of something about a rusty pizza cutter and self-mutilation.Wtf!? His profile describes him as 47 with 'transparent cumstains on the curtains' as if That wasn't enough evidince of his lifelessness,he posts his shitty pre written insults on everyones stuff, trying to get responses.pls die paryl!

attention! al foamy lovers, plz look at itunes, it has foamy rants!

i REALLY hate how every single online game has become a smorgash (is that right?) board for retards, 10-year-olds, and pervs. you cant say or do anything without some asshole blamming it and saying it was "too violent" or "not in the mood" WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? i mean, come on, the dosage on that bottle says ONCE per day u freaks! now dont think im just one of the above, im not. i have a love for newgrounds and other good sites and games but hate to see them buried in links and TO: FR: TO: FR: TO: FR: FW: FW :W FW and other shit like links to bullCRAP like " oooh, look at me, i can code a site with no content" or " whoppee, i can post on a site and call myself a programmer X<" that is FUCKING ANNOYING!

have any of you people noticed how new stuff seems to be coming in slower now? this can only end in 2 things, 1. the end of newgrounds and the rise of newbgrounds. Or (more likely) 2. all of your fav artists are gearing up for the tank awards with madness 9 and others(see my fav artists)