ever listen to porn? i mean REALLY listen? the lines are retarted! particularly in hentai. heres a sampling of some of the stupidest and crappiest lines ever.(and believe me, ive seen a lot!)

I'll stab you to death with my cock!
No, not my bum-bum!
*Girlfriend* i read your porno magazines, they're sexy(starts sucking cock)
we are on intergalactic mission to suck cox
why do you have a dick growing out of your head?
I love you *morphs into tentacle monster* I hate you
suck my wiener-hosen!
i guess ill have to butter my popcorn with my tits
lets go down that dangerous-looking alley
OMG its micheal jackson! RUN! PROTECT THE CHILDREN! THEY ARE THE ONLY SEX OBJECTS LEFT!

yah wierd i know. if you have any to mention please do so over a cuppo coffeetea.